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Hard Candy

In Abuse, Dark, Drug Addiction, Fear, Indifference, Life, Loss, Madness, People, Poetry, Poverty, Sex, Ugh, Very Bad Poetry, Violence, Weird on October 9, 2012 at 8:52 pm

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Camilla d’Errico, Cotton Candy Curly Cue

Candy gave sold the Man-child what no girl ever really had

Sold it

Took it

Is what she did

Yeah

She took her requital

Again and again

Then she took some more

More and more

Days become years

Candy took and took

She took what he had

She took what she took

She put it in her arm

When that wasn’t enough

She started doing him harm

Grave harm

Failed to make her

Go away

Just leave

Him alone

Then

Girl

She came

It wasn’t her problem

But, hey, all the same

It had to be someone’s

Should have been

Before

Today

The kitchen

Candy’s throat

A blade

A glint

A sharper look stabs her eyes

Take a hint

“You’ve got one last chance, bitch

Grab what you can

Run for your life

You come back again

I’m not thinking twice

Gladly do Time

To see you go ‘bye.”

Right on the edge

Girl made the dive

Scored a 10 and 4 nines

Her very first try

Candy booked it

Right outta sight

See…

Until now it would seem

Candy’s sweet meet

She dictates the plays

Basks in her fame

To beat

Her

At her own game

Save him

Someone had to

Had to

Jump

In-

to that

Black pool

I fear

For Girl

Cannot swim

🍭

Girl is my friend. Candy is Girl’s ancient history ex’s ex. Man-child is his brother.

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Holy Maple Syrup, Batman!

In Canada, Comic Relief, Life, Maple Syrup, Québec, Silly, True Story, Uncategorized, Weird, Whimsy on August 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm

You heard it here first, cats and kittens. The Vermont Maple Syrup Mafia is suspected in an audacious heist that has hit rival Québec ‘familia’ right where it hurts, I’ll tell ya. In a gutsy midnight blitz Vermonti commandos made off with an estimated $30 million CDN worth of Maple syrup! That’s 15,000 oil drums of the sweet stuff, kids. A very sticky situation, indeed.

Uh, yeah. No kidding. This is just hilarious!

So, hey? Does anyone know where I could unload a little surplus Maple syrup that I — just coincidentally — happen to be in possession of? 😉 lol

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15,000 oil drums one drip at a Time

I Fink U Freeky

In Die Antwoord, Everyday People, Friendship, Groovy, Love, Music, Musical portraits of my peeps and some grooves they've gifted me, People, Weird on August 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm

P.S: I Fink U Freeky

This is one of the first new grooves I caught after upgrading my hearing at the end of January. They appeared on Dave and I thought: WHAT the heck are these cats doing on Letterman? Exceedingly weird* and wonderful. WAY. Hailing from South Africa Die Antwoord (Afrikaans for The Answer)…

I Fink You Freeky and I like you a lot, baby. Really. Really do.

❤❤❤

* SO weird. I sure hope you dig it.

Shucks, Baby, Really? Thanks!

In Blog Recommendations, Groovy, Love, Nifty, People, Silly, Versatile Blogger, Weird on August 16, 2012 at 11:31 am

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Shucks, baby, F-stop Fun nominated my blog for a Versatile Blogger Award? Like, what gives? Is there a rip in the fabric of Time and Space? I dunno? I’m looking. I haven’t found it yet but I’m sure it’s there. Positive…

Now where is it?

There it is!

No, wait…

No… No.

That’s not it…

It’s here somewhere…

I know it is.

F-stop is a talented photographer from Maryland. I especially liked the photographs of the disenfranchised, trees and fireworks. Check it out.

❤❤❤

Hey, cats and kittens, in keeping with the Versatile Blogger Rules here’s 15 groovy-good blogs I highly recommend and follow for your consideration. Dig ’em:

Bird in Wind
Freetag Zone
Hold It Now
Hovercraft Doggy
Longbox Graveyard
Maggie Mae I Just Say This
Mars Will Send No More
Mindsurfers
The Playground
Poorly Drawn Bees
Radius of a Square
Rigel Ordinario
Sean Lynch
Urban Wall Art
Waking Spirals

There are plenty more great blogs to follow. These are but a sampling.

Thanks a bunch! Hope you have a great day! 💋

I Gave Myself to You

In Life, Music, Snakefinger, The Vestal Virgins, Ugh, Weird on August 10, 2012 at 7:48 pm

How about a little postoperative, morphine music…?

Snakefinger and The Vestal Virgins. I Gave Myself to You… Dig it…